WOW, ARE YOU LUCKY.

Wait here for a second, and I will tell exactly why.  Finally, a good thing is happening to a good person!!!

Do NOT leave this page. I am going to share my wealth-building secrets if you will read this.

Dear Stranger,

The information I am about to give you, is gonna make you want to give me a big wet kiss on the lips, if you would ever really be able to find me.  I was silly enough to delete hundreds of offers exactly like this, but, then I was smart to enough to read this message, exactly like you are doing now.   Listen to my (completely fabricated) story, and you will see why your friend sent you here today.

My name is John White, no Brown, no Smith.  That's the ticket, John Smith. Several years ago, I was a successful businessman, running a huge company that sold a product you would recognize, but I am legally unable to tell you at this time. Sheesh, lawyers.

Anyway, I was running a huge company, but I swapped my ownership for stock in the bigger company, and everything was GREAT.  Then they decided to shrink my company's labor costs.   Unfortunately, I was the highest paid employee, and I was fired.  That started a chain of events that shattered my world:

1.  My wife kicked me out of my house.
2.  I learned my kids actually belonged to my brother, who moved in with my cheating wife as I was moving out.
3.  My dog bit me, leaving an ugly scar, before she went to live with the rest of my former family in my former home, and my former insurance had been cancelled the day before.
4.  The stock I had in the huge company lost its value over night, because the president embezzeled every penny, and moved out of the country.
5.  I discovered I had grown up in a dysfunctional family.  At least that is what Mom and Dad told me during a brief visit before they went to visit their grandchildren, their "favorite" son, and my wife.
6.  All this got me a little depressed.

My only comfort was my ability to go the public library where I could sort of shower in the bathroom, then spend hours and hours and hours in front of the computer, looking for either free adult sites or ways to make money online, but not necessarily in that order.

I could not concentrate on anything else, which was fine, since I had no friends because they all liked my wife and my brother better, and they did not spend any time with me.

Every day, I would go to my favorite search engines and look up things like money, cash, earn online, free adult video, how to enter become a contestant on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and directions to the local blood bank.  I did this everyday.  I would spend hours and hours doing this, except for time at the blood bank. 

I was getting pretty desparate.   I was getting more depressed.  I was getting dirtier by the minute.  Have you ever showered in a library?  It is not easy.  That picky librarian Jane kept insisting that I share the computer,  but I think she was just being mean, because it was obvious the children were too afraid of something to come close enough to use the computers anyway. No one visited me, except my dog, who bit me again as I was going to my favorite blood bank, then left.  That is when I discovered I was even running out of blood.

Despite promises from Bill Gates, AOL, and other big companies that I could be paid BIG money if I just sent thousands of emails to strangers, no one sent me any money.  They promised to send me $245.13 for every email that I sent to other strangers. (They have the ability to track that kind of thing, you know)  Despite several hundred thousand emails sent, those companies welched on their promise, and I was paid nothing.  I do not know why, I know it was a true offer, because you can't put lies on the Internet.

Anyway, that is when it hit me. 

One morning I carefully read one of the kind of email messages I would normally delete from my HotMail account.   I knew that if I did exactly what was required, I would be able to return to Easy Street with NO work and NO effort.

What did it say?  What did it say?  That is exactly what you want too, isn't it?

The requirements were not hard, all I had to do was follow these directions:

1.  Come to THIS page.
2.  Send THIS page to everyone I know.
3.  Tell everyone that if they send THIS page to everyone they know, financial security is just around the corner.

There are a couple of other suggestions besides the following the MANDATORY directions above.  They may or may not apply to you.

1.  Shower,   cleaning your whole body with real soap.
2.  Stop selling blood and plasma, until your thinking becomes more clear.
3.  Avoid hostile dogs, even if they used to be your dog.
4.  Get a real job, until the check from this program is actually in your mailbox, not just "in the mail."

You may not believe any of this.  Fine!

I know that good times are coming.   I have been waiting for my ship to come in at the GreyHound station for several days now.  Ever since that snooty Jane asked the policeman to show me where other people waiting for their ships to come in wait.

I KNOW this plan will work.   Send to this your friends NOW, TODAY.  You can begin to enjoy financial security too.

It is already working for me.   For example, I have been able to create this page with all FIVE fingers on my good hand, as blood begins to flow through my system.  Ginger, the ticket agent at the GreyHound, has stopped crossing the street to go to work, and I am pretty sure she wants me bad, but is playing hard to get.  Bob, my new boss, (remember step number 4 from my suggestions) says I have a real knack for the foodservice business, and I may soon be able to begin to handle food and meet the eating public.

I KNOW that very soon, perhaps within hours, certainly within years, I will be able to:

PAY OFF ALL MY DEBTS.

PAY CASH FOR A BRAND NEW CAR.

ATTRACT WOMEN (OR EVEN MEN IF I WANTED) TO ME LIKE A MAGIC MAGNET.

MAKE CASH EVERY SINGLE DAY WHILE I WORK IN MY COMFORTABLE BATH ROBE IN MY FABULOUS APARTMENT.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.  I KNOW IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.  I DON'T CARE WHAT BOB SAYS, HE IS JUST A SILLY RESTURANT MANAGER ANYWAY, AND HE PROBABLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET LIKE I DO.  EVEN IF I STOP WRITING THIS MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS, IT WILL HAPPEN.

It has too.  I really do not have that much blood saved up.

I have to stop writing soon.   My good hand is starting to cramp up, and Jane just came in to start her shift.   I do not have much time.

YOU CAN ENJOY THE WONDERFUL LIFE I JUST DESCRIBED.  JUST FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ABOVE.  USE THIS LITTLE GRAY BOX THINGY BELOW.

This is absolutely legitimate.  

If you send this to at least ten friends, and you are going to want to shout for joy and thank me in person.  I know there is a lot of BULL being sent around on the net, but THIS PROMISE FOR WEALTH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS IS AS TRUE AS MY SAD STORY.  I promise you that.

Don't wait!
Send this page to all of your friends
to claim your share all the easy money
people make online.