Reflections on my life as a male.

A Little Reflection on
Life as a Male:

When I was 14,
all I wanted was
a girl with large breasts.

When I was 16,
I dated a girl with
large breasts,

but there was no passion.

So I decided I needed
a passionate girl with
a zest for life.

In college, I dated a
passionate girl,

but she was
too emotional.
Everything was
an emergency,
she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and
threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed
a girl with some stability.

When I was 25,
I found a very
stable girl,

but she was
boring. She was
totally predictable and
never got excited about
anything.
Life became so dull that
I decided I needed
a girl with some
excitement.

At 28, I found an
exciting girl,

but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things
and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable
as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and
very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find
a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found
a smart, ambitious girl
with her feet planted firmly
on the ground
and married her.